Most of the stories I write in LOL are restaurant related because that’s where I’ve worked for most of my life and are based on true life experiences. I have a friend who is a Security Guard in a casino and he has given me a couple of good stories to share. Here’s two of them. (There were lots more stories, but I try to keep my blog at around a PG rating. LOL)
Little Old Lady
While working the information desk one evening at a casino, the security guard noticed a little old lady slowly making her way across the floor towards him. He thought for sure she was coming over to ask a question but she passed him by and went to the mirrored wall, looked up and asked herself for directions. LOL. They shouldn’t mess with old people like that! Get rid of the mirrors.
Thirteen Year Old Boy
A Las Vegas couple had their 13 yr old grandson visiting them here from Kansas for the first time and decided to take him out to a buffet for lunch at a local casino. The boy had never been to Las Vegas or a casino before. The Grandparents lead the way through the casino with the boy following close behind until the kid got a glimpse of a very well endowed cocktail waitress in a very skimpy uniform. Apparently, the kid couldn’t take is eyes off her and……….BAM. Walked right into a poll and knocked himself out. The security guard saw the whole thing. You’re not in Kansas anymore kid. LOL.