Where are they from?

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When you work in the hospitality business here in fabulous Las Vegas you meet people from all over. It's where the world comes to party after all, and if you've been doing this for any length of time you learn a few things that will give away where a guest is from. Let's see how good you are.                                                                        1) Asks for lemon with their diet coke. 2) Orders … [Read more...]

Little Old Lady / Thirteen Year Old Boy LOL

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Most of the stories I write in LOL are restaurant related because that's where I've worked for most of my life and are based on true life experiences. I have a friend who is a Security Guard in a casino and he has given me a couple of good stories to share. Here's two of them. (There were lots more stories, but I try to keep my blog at around a PG rating. LOL) Little Old Lady While working the information desk one evening at a casino, the security guard … [Read more...]

Filet Mignon – LOL

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    A food server is taking an order from three women at a Steakhouse that has an 8 ounce Filet Mignon listed under the entrees. The first lady says, "I'll have the 8 inch Filet Mignon." The second lady laughs and says to the server, "Don't mind her. She's got a new man in her life." The third lady hands the first woman a piece of paper and says, "Here's my number. Give it to him if things don't work out." LOL!   … [Read more...]

Scungili – LOL

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  Four men were dining at an Italian Restaurant. Listed under the appetizers on the menu was Scungili. None of the men had ever heard of the dish so they asked the server what it was. Now, I should mention here that their server, Octavio, had a very heavy South American accent. He also had a habit of putting a "t" at the end of words that didn't belong there. For example; he pronounced the beer Heineken, Heinekit and so on. Well, what Octovio … [Read more...]

LOL Las Vegas- the $25 Bottle

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A European couple is looking over the wine list in a very nice restaurant and pointing to a page say to the server, "We would like a bottle of zee $25 Korcasge". The server leaves the table and goes to the Sommelier and says, "The guy at my table just ordered a bottle of the corkage fee." Well, needless to say they had a good laugh about that. But here's the best part. The Sommelier returns to the table and asks, "Would you like that in red or white sir?" … [Read more...]

Don’t Piss Off the Cooks

During work at a restaurant located within a hotel/ casino, a food server got "into it" with the cooks that he works with and complained to the Chef who in turn got on the cooks case about what ever the issue was. Later that evening..... One of the cooks was in the walk-in cleaning up and noticed there was a plastic bag with shrimp in it that was about to reach its expiration date and brought it to the Chef's attention. Naturally the Chef told him to … [Read more...]