Sin City Las Vegas: Take a Walk on the Wild Side

If you are planning a trip to Las Vegas and want it to be the most sinful, debaucherous weekend possible; here’s your guide to a walk on the wild side of Sin City. Better pack extra vitamins, plenty of protection and some little blue pills.

images-1Get Your Sexy On

There are literally thousands of hotel rooms in Las Vegas but not all of them have stripper poles and love cuffs. The “Bachelor Pad” in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino has King sized bed with a view of the shower, a stripper pole in the living area, pool view, full bar and 2 private lap dance booths. If that’s to tame for you book the “Provocateur Suite” where fetishes and fantasies come to life. Like Rihanna says, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.” This incredibly sexy suite features state-of-the-art technology with video projection in the master bedroom that adds to the fantasy by projecting erotic images on the bed and walls. These guys have thought of everything! The private balcony has a heated plunge pool and you’ll find a secret vault full of toys and costumes. What will it be? The sexy nurse who needs to shave her patient before surgery? Or the maid caught stealing and now has to pay the price. Oooh, you so naughty. A four-poster King bed (of course it has posts, what good are those scarves without them) and an “enormous” bed the size of three queen beds completes the furnishings of your sexual playground. Forgot the sexy lingerie? No worries. Just call room service. It’s on the menu.

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Why go to a strip club when you can go to a “Social Club”. A place where sinners unite for some consenting adult fun and it’s all legal. The Green Door features the Orgy Room, No-Wear Room, Voyeur Rooms, The Dungeon and more. The Red Rooster  has been around for 25 years, (some of the guests have too). There’s an indoor pool, dance floor and entertainment. The Power Exchange has a variety of fantasy rooms for you to explore with play areas and dungeons, of course. A little too wild? Check out the strip clubs.  Note: Next to The Green Door is a Lotus of Siam restaurant. It’s not only one of the best restaurants in the city, it’s been rated one of the top restaurants in the WORLD!

images-5Naughty Nightclub

Your Sin City drinking and dancing nightlife has got to include The Act nightclub. It’s sexy, enticing, a little risqué (simulated sex acts on stage)….. a perfect addition to your debaucherous weekend itinerary. Winner of “Must-See Club of the Year” for 2012, The Act is a sensual treat where you are surrounded by lights, sound and intermittent performances that will keep you talking about the club long after you’ve left. Read the review here. For a list of all nightclubs go here. For club promoters go here.

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Put the handcuffs down and get out and enjoy some shows and entertainment in Las Vegas. For sexy, sultry, erotic entertainment see either Zumanity at New York New York, a Cirque du Soleil show that explores the sensual side, Fantasy (the name says it all) at the Luxor or  ICandy Burlesque in the Saxe Theatre at the Miracle Mile Shops in Planet Hollywood. For raunchy good times with lots of laughs Anthony Cools and his brand of dirty minded hypnosis is a show you shouldn’t miss. It’s hilarious. Wear some Depends. You might pee yourself! Absinthe is another edgy and comedic show by Cirque du Soleil at Caesars Palace complete with smutty little puppets. The Emcee of the show Gazillionaire, is best described as Don Rickels on crack. .

Seriously now…..

For some erotic know-how visit the Erotic Heritage Museum (only in Vegas). It’s fun, interesting and informative. Did you know that peep shows date back hundreds of years and that the first porn film was done in the early 1900′s? The Erotic Heritage Museum also has the largest collection of erotic literature. (Not counting my husbands bathroom). You can sign up for a naked yoga class there as well.

images-8So, you want to go topless….

These pools allow “European” (topless) style sunbathing so you can flaunt that fabulous rack!

Bagatelle Beach – Tropicana

Open Friday, Saturday and Sunday 11am – 6pm.  Music: 80′s, 90′s, Top 40, Rock  Phone: 702-701-0200

Bare – The Mirage

Open 7 days a week from 11 am- 6 pm. Industry Monday. Admission $20 Monday- Thursday and $40 Friday- Sunday for Men and $10 for Women; locals free Monday. Music: Dance variety. Phone: 702-791-7442

Marquee Dayclub – Cosmopolitan

Open: Daily from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. through October. Topless: Mondays through Thursdays. Entrance fee: $20 and up depending on the event. Local ladies are free, and guests are free Sunday through Friday.

Moorea Beach Club – Mandalay Bay

Open Thursday – Sunday 11am – 6pm  Music: Varies   Phone: 702-632-4760 or toll free at 877-305-3136

Naked Pool – Artisan Boutique Hotel

Open Daily from 8am – 10pm. Call 702-214-4000 ext 201 for cabana reservations and more info.

Sapphire’s Pool and Dayclub

Owned and run by the ever so popular Sapphire’s Gentleman’s Club, this pool party is as good as any on the strip. It’s note really topless. The girls wear pasties. You don’t have pasties!!? No worries you can get some there. Open  Thursday – Sunday 11am – 7pm Call 702-869-003 for reservations.

Venus Pool Club – Caesars Palace

Open Sunday- Friday from 11 am- 6 pm and Saturday from 10:30 am- 6 pm. Cover charges vary.  Music: Latin House and Ambient Lounge. Phone: 702-650-5944

The Voo –  Rio

Open Thursday – Monday 11am – 7pm  Locals receive half off bottle service on Thursdays and Sundays. European Style (topless) $20 cover, Ladies free.  Music : Varies  Phone: 702-777-6774

 

 

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