Recently during a Punk Rock Festival in Las Vegas a guest staying at the host hotel for the event left his room to get ice. The guy had been drinking and smoking weed all day. So, he goes down the hall and can’t find the ice machine and somehow goes out the fire exit stairwell. If you’ve ever been in one you know that you can’t get back in. The door only opens from the other side. You have to continue down the stairwell to the bottom where it opens up to the outside. Well, being a stoner, the guy gets panicky and starts banging on the door to get out but no one hears him, so he goes down a flight and bangs on the door and again, no one hears him so now the stoner dude is starting to freak out, looks up and he sees a vent. So naturally the stoner decides to take off the vent screen and climbs inside to find his way out and guess what????
courtesy guyism.com
Nope. He DOESN’T GET STUCK. He crawls along and WHAM……..drops 8 stories to the bottom where he pushes out the screen and stumbles out!! His face is totally jacked up; nose split open and who knows how many broken bones in his face, but he’s ALIVE. Being drunk and stoned probably saved his life (it’s also what got him into trouble in the first place). The security guys saw him come out the vent, sent a guy over and when they asked him what happened he said he got in a fight. Ha! They took him to the hospital. It sounds like a scene from Pineapple Express. LOL.
