Finally, a year round haunted house in Las Vegas! It’s the Goretorium created by evil genius Eli Roth.
Eli Roth’s Goretorium is in Las Vegas!! Scare me baby.
This is the best idea to hit Vegas since fried Twinkies! Yes, you are going to have the ever loving sh*t scared out of you at Eli Roth’s Goretorium 365 days a year starting September 27, 2012.
Enter the infamous Delmont Hotel where guests check-in, but they don’t check-out. Run by a psychopathic family of deranged killers who use guests to live out their cannibalistic fantasies. Just writing this stuff is making the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Creepy.
Experience the Horror
Tickets – check. Valium – check. Defibrillator – check. Depends – check. Now you’re ready to start your self-guided tour through several stories of heart pounding and horrific experiences that employ the best there is in special effects, animatronics and scare tactics. It’s gore galore! For added horror and an even more terrifying experience get married here. Haven’t got all the details on that yet. Will update when I get them.
The Best Part…..
If you’re a great big chicken like myself you can still experience some of the fun. Go to Eli Roth’s Goretorium website and launch the webcam. They’ll have a live feed that is guaranteed to go viral. Nothing beats watching people get the sh*t scared out of them. I CAN’T WAIT!!!
You’ll need a drink
These guys have thought of everything. Bloody Mary’s should be your first stop before your trip to hell to do a shot or two to work up the courage. After you’re terrifying experience you’ll want a cocktail to stop the shaking and quiet the nerves. Next stop; the Baby Doll Lounge. Sure they’ve got dancing Zombies but, no worries……they’re caged and fed at regular intervals (just be careful it’s not YOU that’s on the menu).
The Goretorium is located across the street from City Center and the Cosmopolitan on the Strip. It’s upstairs above the Walgreens Pharmacy……hmmm coincidence? Perhaps, but it’s nice to know there are sedatives nearby. The Goretorium is the only year-round horror experience in Las Vegas. Tickets are $40 purchased at the Goretorium, $35 purchased online or get the VIP Death Row Fast Pass and skip the lines for $60.
Goretorium is Eli Roth’s nightmare come to life. He’s probably best known as the force behind Hostel and Cabin Fever and who could forget his role as Donny “The Bear Jew” Donowitz in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards? We got to meet Mr. Roth who was kind enough to speak to us about this horrifying project of his. It’s only been open a few days and is already a hit with visitors, locals and celebrities. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stopped in for the hair-raising adventure and according to Mr. Roth after Marilyn Manson’s trip down horror lane he declared the Goretorium as the scariest haunted house he has ever experienced! Can you get a better compliment than that?
More on the way…
Eli Roth is currently working on a new scare the crap out of you horror series for Netflix.